(courtesy of I Can Has Cheezburger, of course!)
Today I resemble this LOLCAT more than I look at it.
Now back to the grind...
I'm Nobody! Who are you?
Then there's a pair of us!
Don't tell! they'd advertise—you know!
How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!