The opening line to the Dean's Message for a top ten professional school: "The University of [Location] is a perfect place -- but it may not be for you."
I'm Nobody! Who are you?
Then there's a pair of us!
Don't tell! they'd advertise—you know!
How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!