Okay, so remember my recent phone call? The phone just rang, and the caller ID showed "private caller" again. I didn't pick up, but this time, there was a message left on my machine:
Hello, ladies, this is me again. I called you back because I said I needed some milk, and I'm poor, cuz I don't have no more milk left in my titties for my child. So will you please call me back? Bye!
Let me say it again - I REALLY hate crank calls.
(C'mon, can you imagine any actual poor mother saying this?)